Objects in Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear

It's hard to tell
where the sun
rises.

It's hard to tell
the exact time.

It's hard to tell
which way
my life
is heading.

It's the greatest
mystery.

Might as well
turn up the radio
and laugh at those
picking their nose
and eating it.

Choosing Better

The blessings of life
are easy
to see.

A can opener.

The difficulty
of trying
to open a can
without one
is unreal.

Regrets.

Without them,
you'd be
in a big
fucking mess.

Private bathrooms.

Try taking a shit
in the men's restroom
during a Dodger game
at the 7th inning stretch.

Most
let these
blessings
slip by.

I prefer
to count them.

Each
and everyday,
in each
and every way.