The Million Dollar Question

Am I
good enough
to go to heaven?

I don't know.

I have committed
more sins
than days
I have lived.

I, also,
do not believe
in
christ.

But have I
really
done anything
wrong?

I guess
that's left up to
god
or whoever the fuck else
is controlling
our fate.

Either way,
there's too many other
small tragedies
barreling down upon me,
to worry about
this question,
there's too little time
to even think
about going to church
and asking for
forgiveness.

I'd rather jerk
off,
drink too much,
and
go on living,
committing sins
at my leisure.

Is there anymore questions?

Good.

This interview is over.

Now take you pamplet
and fuck off.