The Proposal

Work
kills us.

With every second
we waste our lives
there,
the more meaningless
our lives become
elsewhere.

There must be
another way.

The solution:
Why not let us drink?

Yes,
let us be drunk
and merry at our jobs.

It beats being
pissed off
and on the verge on tears.

The advantages:
production value,
customer service approval,
employee approval,
would all skyrocket
whichever corporation
would be willing to do this.

They could hire
top notch drunks,
fully functional alcoholics
to get the job done.

People would be lining up
to get at job there,
especially me.

This is my proposal
to all corporations
and I am willing sign
any sort of insurance papers 
you want me to sign,
just do it
and let us work,
and sit back,
you fat pig,
and watch your filthy money grow.