It was early.
We were all hungover.
The only cure:
hair of the dog.
Mimosas to be exact.
We went through pitchers.
I don't remember
past noon.
Here's what I've been told-
I was stumbling
downtown,
climbing the streetlights,
scaring the sober and innocent
with threats of
beheadings and castrations.
I was a monster.
Allegedly.
I eventually made it
to my friend's house.
I was talking
nonsense,
just being a drunken fool.
I decided to leave.
I had to pee.
Her neighbors stopped me
for a nice friendly
chat.
I still had to pee.
I did so
in my pants
right in the middle
of our conversation
and didn't stop
till
I was finished.
I acted as if nothing was happening.
It was.
They were appalled.
I ran off.
To where?
I don't remember.
I just recall
waking up,
in my cousin's room,
and my friend
came up
and we laughed
and watched
It's Always Sunny.
Because it always is
on Sunday
Funday.
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