Jehovah's Bug

Persistence.

Some of us have it,
most of us
don't.

Jehovah Witnesses do.

We can all
take a page
from their book.

Most of us are
lazy
and give up
way too easily.

Sure,
their conversion rate
is not impressive,
but how many times
have you invited
a complete stranger
into your home
because of this?

I'm going to be
as persistent
as they are.

Except,
with my writing, drawing,
health,
endurance,
sexual stamina,
prosperity,
and even
becoming a
better person.

Yes,
me.

Or maybe,
I'm setting myself up
to become a
Jehovah's Witness.

It's fine.

I sure do
love
to bug
the shit
out of everyone.

May I come in?