Here Lies...

Tombstones.

They're everywhere.

Most
unmarked.

That's unfortunate,
I guess.

What's the purpose
of one,
anyways?

To keep our
family
and friends
in mourning?

Sure,
whatever you like.

Since I might have one,
I prefer to have some
writing on it.

"Mourn for me,
if
you want
to lose
your testicles
or have your tits
shrivel away
into thin air.

May I rest
in peace."

Harsh?

Not at all.

Don't cry.

Pass it on.