Jelly Beans

Everybody
has their
quirks.

If you don't,
I suggest
you get some.

Multiple,
to be exact.

They are,
if you didn't know,
what makes
a person
interesting.

Normal.

Perfect?

Boring.

Lose a leg.

st st st start
stuttering.

Don't bathe.

Go into a store
and stare
at jelly beans
for hours
on end.

Till the owners
call the mental
health department
to take you
away.

Put these
quirks
into
your daily practice
and watch
as the madness
drips
away.

It's easy.

You'll never
have to worry
about anything
else
again.

Except for,
of course,
jelly beans.