I'll Pass on Dessert

We found
a pocket pussy.

He claimed
it was his
roommate's.

It was
fucking gross.

My friend
pulled it out
of the box.

I thought,
why?

It was brown
and slimy
and worn out.

It had
more miles on it
than an 101 year old
mexican prostitute.

He inspected it
and started to stick
his finger
in it.

As a joke,
I guess.

I had
no idea
what to do,
especially when
he began
licking
his fingers.

My decision
was made for me.

I did not
want to stick around
and see
what he was having
for dessert.