There I was
sleeping
outside
again.
Usually,
I somewhat
remember
how I got there,
but on this
occasion,
I did not
recall
anything.
I time traveled.
Yes,
I am
the first person
in the history
of the world
to conquer
the unconquerable.
How did I do it?
Well, well,
it was all too simple.
All I did was:
go to the bar,
had 4 beers,
leave my 5th beer
unattended,
have a stranger
roofie it.
The rest was history.
I ended up in
tomorrow.
The night was gone.
I was in my room.
My butthole hurt
a lil,
but it's a small price
to pay
for being
the first.
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