A Threat

It was in
a black box.

Shinning
in the sun,
minding its own
business.

Someone noticed it.

They immediately
called the cops.

You see,
this is the
happiest place
in America
and we can't have
any
sort of suspicious activity.

The cops put down
their donuts
and raced over.

Sirens warning the whole city.

They said,
it's a bomb.

Swat came next.

Millions of dollars
spent
to protect
our lovely lil city.

They got the box,
prepared to diffuse.

That's when
they heard,
not a ticking,
but a hard
thump.

The cops, the swat,
and all of San Luis
watched
as they opened
the box.

Expecting
the
worse.

To our surprise,
there was no
explosion.

A sigh of relief.

It was just
a dildo.

The happiest place
in America
still safe.

For now.