My Decal

They have decals
for everyone
when they die.

The decals
can be seen
on the back of
loved ones' or friends'
cars.

They might say something like,
"RIP Bob Cock 6/6/06-6/7/06,"
or
"In loving memory of Chave N. Twat,
you were a good whore."

Not mine.

My decal will have
a picture
of a pencil
sitting on a toilet,
taking a massive shit,
with eraser dust clouds
around it
and above
it will say,
"Ray Gay."

That's it.

Nothing fancy.

It sums up
my life.

It may be sad
to some,
it might be stupid
to others,
but to those
who know me,
know
I never really
gave a fuck
about
any of that.

Hence,
my decal.

Read it and weep
while I laugh
and shit
in my own
grave.

Ha!