Better Than Death

Hangovers are amazing.

I enjoy
everything
about them:
the puking,
the headaches,
the bodyaches,
and
going to work
with one,
makes 'em
that much better.

I wish
I was hungover
all the time.

Some people
would rather be
dead
than to endure
the torture
that comes after
drinking all night
and through the next
day,
shot after
shot,
beer after
beer.

NOT ME.

If I'm alive
in the morning,
then give me
some aspirin
and coffee and
bring
it
on.

Yeah,
you bitch,
bring
it
on.