Such Shit

He was short,
extremely shy,
and pretty wide.

He smelled of petroleum jelly.

Not exactly
what I was expecting a
heavy weight champion
to look like.

Well,
he used to be one.

Anyway,
the whole
situation
was weird.

It's always bizarre
when you meet a
celebrity,
especially one as infamous as
Mike Tyson.

What do you say to the guy?

I mean,
he has this
ridiculous
tattoo on his face
and he could kick
the living shit out of me
if I said
anything
about IT,
to top it off,
he just got out of
Wal-Mart,
of all places.

I mean
seriously,
what the fuck
do you say
to these people?

Television
and actors
and actresses
are GODS,
IMMORTAL.

To most.

Such shit.