Tuesday, November 12, 2013

ER Talk

They're barbecuing my grandpa's eyeball.

What?

He was squirting blood
everywhere,
so they have to burn it
to stop the bleeding.

I have methadone
if he wants some.

I'll ask him,
why are you here?

My teeth are falling out.
They hurt so fucking bad.

Maybe it's you
who needs methadone.

I took a vicodin
and I have a valium
when that wears out.

You're all set,
I guess.

Yeah, but it still
hurts.

You have insurance?

Yes,
but not dental.

Say goodbye to your teeth.

Jessie,
is Jessie here?

Right here.
Listen man,
nice talking to you.
If you need any
weed or meth or methadone,
let me know.

Sure dude,
thanks.

Take care.

You too.

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